Author Archives: Janice Hillmer
Adventures in Loi Khratang
Tonight’s Loi Khratang festival was an incredibly magnificent ending to an otherwise rough week. A few of us rode about 10km northeast of the city, and followed the traffic to an open field. In good Thai tradition, we picked up some snacks on the way in and settled in to munch on some chicken satay and sticky coconut rice steamed in bamboo.

The field was dotted with rows of citronella candles on pikes, and some large decorative lanterns.
Since Loi Khratong is a Buddhist festival, there were a lot of saffron-robed monks leading some chants before the lanterns were lit. When it was time, people lit the burners (slices of toilet paper rolls dipped in flammable stuff) in the big paper lanterns with the citronella candles, and held onto them as the hot air produced by the flames filled the lanterns.
When the signal was given, everyone released their lanterns at the same time.
The sky was soon filled with thousands of lanterns. It was incredible.
As throngs of participants “oooooohed” and “aaaaaahed”, a few matters of practical concern quickly became apparent. Some of the lanterns released in our area drifted up into the overhanging branches of a tree. Soon, chunks of flaming lantern started to fall on the crowds below. When moving out of the path of descending flames, we also had to be careful not to back up into one of the blazing citronella spikes. Amazingly, no one was injured, and a very good time was had by all.
As some of the lanterns burned out, and their empty white husks drifted back to earth, I was reminded that as beautifully breathtaking as the event was, things made by human hands are so fleeting and temporary. The lanterns placed when the skies were formed – like the hands that formed them – will last a great deal longer.
Adventures in Morning Musings
What went through my head upon waking up today (poor punctuation and all):
…it’s morning…get up, Janice. … get up now…really, i mean it… 1-2-3 NOW! …okay, one more try, this time for real… 1-2-3- GETUP! oh for goodness sake, you know that if you get up now you’ll have time for a nice cup of coffee before class. mmmm, steamy hot lovely smelling coffee…mmmm. okay, ready? get up now. get up. now. get. up. now. get.up.now.getupnow.getup.getup.getup.up.up.upupuppies puppies!….dang it, Janice, you can be such a moron…fine, if coffee won’t get you up, maybe your bladder will…you know you have to pee…no, you can’t hold it a while longer, you have to get up now…fine, so maybe you can hold it…for goodness sake, why is this so difficult? We go through this every morning…every morning for how many years? not counting naps, and the first few years where it didn’t matter, that means 365 days, multiplied by a lot of years…carry the 11.5…divide by something orange…haha brain, that’ll teach you to try and spring math on me before my eyes are open…oh, my eyes aren’t open…that might help…okaaaayyyyy….squint a little…good…one eye open…good…then the other…oh! it’s not raining…rub your eyes…good…keep ’em open…look for lizards…good…yes, you can blink…………IT DOESN’T TAKE 54 SECONDS TO BLINK!!! Open your eyes!! pathetic. Alright, one foot on the floor…that’s progress…now, just one more….NONONO, cat cat! This is NOT a good time to curl up on my stomach all cute and purring and snuggly…sigh. Late again.


