Adventures in Awkward Conversations

Me: Why hello, you gorgeous blog!  It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance!
Blog: Uh, Janice, we’ve met before. 
Me: No, that’s impossible!  How could I forget such delightful humour and stunning punctuation!?
Blog: It’s me, Adventures in My Shoes… we spent seven years together.  Then you just disappeared without so much as a farewell keystroke!
Me: Oh, ummmm, we did? I did? I guess I’ve uhhh… been …. busy?
Blog: Yeah, busy updating your facebook status and composing e-mails and crafting academic papers.  Writing all over the place in fact – everywhere but here! 
Me:  Sorry about that.  Really, I am.  I think I kind of liked you.  So…uh, do you wanna hang out again?
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