Me: Why hello, you gorgeous blog! It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance!
Blog: Uh, Janice, we’ve met before.
Me: No, that’s impossible! How could I forget such delightful humour and stunning punctuation!?
Blog: It’s me, Adventures in My Shoes… we spent seven years together. Then you just disappeared without so much as a farewell keystroke!
Me: Oh, ummmm, we did? I did? I guess I’ve uhhh… been …. busy?
Blog: Yeah, busy updating your facebook status and composing e-mails and crafting academic papers. Writing all over the place in fact – everywhere but here!
Me: Sorry about that. Really, I am. I think I kind of liked you. So…uh, do you wanna hang out again?