Adventures in Absolutely Nothing…
After much anticipation, the 5-day Chuseok holiday is upon us. Instead of battling the teeming masses of humanity descending on every flight, train, bus and highway, I’ve chosen to stay home, relax and get caught up on my “I’ll do that later” list. I have spent the last 2 days fluttering between the sofa (watching movies, Murder She Wrote, and an unending stream of CSI episodes on a 48+ hour CSI Marathon on one of the Korean channels), cleaning my balcony (Good heavens, how long has that plant been dead?, Eww, what kind of bug is that and how long has it been dead? What on earth is in that box, and why have I been keeping it?), reading and playing Scrabulous. As a result, there hasn’t been much Bloogabler material. (Ha, I meant to write Bloggable, but Bloogabler is such a bubbly tasting word, I left it in for you to enjoy too.)
As is often the case when my days are routine, my nights are not. Two night ago I dreamed I was house-hunting. I found a delightful place with a pink kitchen, a rooftop garden with a view of the bay, and the option to either descend into the basement via the stairs, or the carpeted slide. Last night, I dreamed I was looking for an apartment. After finding a suitable place, I went to the grocery store. My purchases came to $19.06, so I paid $20 and waited for my $3.25 in change. The clerk refused to give me my change. It wasn’t the $3.25 that she disputed (somehow, both of us and the cash register agreed that that was the correct amount). No, her rationale was “If I give everyone change, I won’t have any money left in my till.” I was furious. I was entitled to $3.25 change, and she couldn’t just keep it! I wrestled her out of the way, grabbed a $3 bill and a quarter from the cash register, and was on my way.
I woke up with a strong determination to send my sub-conscious back to Math class.