Hooligan (n.) : a cruel and brutal fellow

Newspapers all over the world have picked up the bickering going on between the American and North Korean presidents. I’ve skimmed through a number of them, and have noticed that while Australian, Indian and South African papers have included the word “Hooligan” as part of the name-calling. I’ve noticed though, and I admit I haven’t done extensive research, that the American news agencies have left that word out. They carry pretty much the same content as the international papers, but they don’t mention that Kim Jung Il called Bush a hooligan. Perhaps we’ve watered down the meaning of Hooligan in the west, and American journalists didn’t think it would carry the same import as the other nasty names the two grown men have been calling each other. I’m sure I didn’t know it meant “cruel and brutal” as the dictionary says it does. I thought it was more along the lines of rowdy and ill-mannered. Whatever the reason, it’s always a little disheartening to hear kindergarten-style name calling from two world leaders. What’s next? They’ll break each others crayons and pee in the sandbox? Or, start in on the ever-popular “My nukes are bigger than your nukes” taunt. Whatever it is, it’s not looking good for our respective neighbours.

Ben had this posted on his site, (Click on the link for “Ben” on the sidebar if you want to see his answers too). Since I FINALLY finished my essay tonight, and it’s not quite bedtime yet, I figured I’d post my answers too.

Three Names You Go By: Janice. JanA** . Jan-iss-suh (Korean pronunciation!)

Three Screen Names You Have: I don’t think I have screen names.

Three Things You Like About Yourself: My creativity, my sense of humour and my belly button.

Three Things You Dislike About Yourself: My selfishness, my laziness, and the chubbiness around my belly button.

Three Parts of Your Heritage: Scottish, German, Irish

Three Things That Scare You: Drunk Drivers, airplane turbulence and George W Bush.

Three Everyday Essentials: coffee, toothpaste, prayer. (not necessarily in that order. Although coffee after toothpaste is not recommended)

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now: a red plaid shirt, blue plaid PJ bottoms, and blue Pucca slippers.

Three Favorite Bands/Artists: Simon&Garfunkel, Leonard Cohen, Diana Krall.

Three Favorite Songs At Present: None stand out in particular.

Three Things You Want To Try And Do In The Next Twelve Months: Make it home for Christmas, lose 10 pounds, learn more Korean.

Three Things You Want In A Relationship: Humour, intelligence and a dishwasher. (I’ll cook, but it’d be best if someone else washed up after.)

Two Truths And A Lie: I jumped out of an airplane. I threw up in an airplane. I flew an airplane.

Three Physical Things About The Opposite Sex That Appeal To You: collarbone, eyes, shoulders.

Three Things You Just Can’t Do: yoga, eat chicken feet, tell a believable lie.

Three Favorite Hobbies: pottery, hiking, reading

Three Things I Want To Do Really Bad Right Now: brush my teeth, see my family, change into matching clothes, now that you’ve all read I’m wearing two different types of plaid.

Three Careers You Have Considered: Bible Translator, Museum Curator, teacher (oh! doing that one now!)

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation: Thailand, Namibia, Italy

Three Kid’s Names You Have Considered: Gregory, Samora, Victoria. (Keep in mind, I haven’t thought about kids names since I was about 13, they are subject to change)

Three Things You Want To Do before You Die: I can’t think of anything specific. I’ve done a lot of what I want to do. Everything else is a bonus. Hmm, maybe get married someday. Oh, and eat at that Lebanese restaurant in SoHo again.

There, that’s all. Feel free to add your own answers!

No, it’s not the Yellow Rose of Texas.

It’s the Yellow Dust from China. Every spring, the sands of the Gobi Desert are whipped up into a massive dust cloud that sweeps over parts of Asia. Every spring, the cloud of dust settles on Korean cities for 2-3 days at a time before being blown or rained away. This year, the dust has come more often than any year since 1990. It makes your eyes water and burn, your throat itch and your nose sniffle. You can’t really see it, but you feel as though you’re covered in grime. The latest cloud arrived on Wednesday, and should blow away by the weekend. It’s such a shame, because in every other respect, Korean springs are gorgeous.