Adventures in Odd Couples…

My morning class is quite energetic, gregarious and not the least bit shy about discussing any topic. Today, while discussing fears and phobias, we watched a few clips from a recent Fear Factor episode. The conversation then wandered onto the topic of a recently married Thai couple; The Queen of Scorpions married the King of Centepides. The Queen spent 32 days incased in a box with 3,400 scorpions, while the King spent 28 days snuggled up to 1,000 centipedes. The Queen’s wedding dress was adorned with a number of live scorpions. And here I’ve been thinking that the Fear Factor contestants are nuts for spending 2 or 3 minutes with the l’il critters.

Adventures in ellipses.

I realize I haven’t posted in quite a while…oopsie daisy. I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas. I was home for the holidays, and enjoyed every day in Ottawa. Sadly the canal wasn’t frozen, so there wasn’t any skating ~ but we did get some tobogganing in.

Last night, I finished reading a collection of ghost stories by M.R.James, written sometime prior to 1931. In his epilogue, he expounded on ideas for ghost stories he had had, but had never materialized. His second last paragraph contained this digression maligning the elipsis – “It may not be alone … (Dots are believed by many writers of our day to be a good substitute for effective writing. They are certainly an easy one. Let us have a few more …).”

As much as I like using ellipses (although not as much as I like saying ‘ellipsis’) he does have a point. Imagine a literary world inwhich the ellipsis runs rampant. One would be left with only a title, and perhaps a few verbs to help the narrative along.

Hmmm, perhaps by now you’ve guessed that I’m back at work, since the only thing I’ve found to write about today is punctuation. My apologies.

Adventures in Mid-December

First of all, I should say HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM! I can’t remember how many years she’s been around, but I know it’s more than me and less than Grandma. She was born somewhere in between.

Second of all, I should mention what I’ve been doing lately. Mostly, I’ve been marking final exams and projects. As usual, the monotony has been broken by a few smile-producing responses, none of which I can remember at the moment since I just woke up. Maybe once this cup of coffee starts to work it’s magic, I’ll remember that in response to the questions “Is your best friend the smartest person in the world?” most of my students answered “Yes, s/he is”. One of my loyal, but oh-so-honest students wrote “No, she isn’t. but she’s a very nice person.”

Finally, I’ve been counting the days until I head home for Christmas. Only 3 days and 2 nights until I have to make sure my seat back and chair table are in their fully upright and locked position in preparation for take-off. WooHoo!