Happy 80th Birthday!

Yup, Her Majesty is celebrating her 80th Birthday. I don’t really have much to say about it, I just figured I would mention it. I’ve always been a fan of the monarchy, although I think is has more to do with a fascination for the gowns and glitter than for the job itself. Either way, I think the Queen has managed to hold on to a tough job with poise and dignity for a really long time. Having said all that, I honestly don’t know the lady very well. Oh, sure, we’ve had tea together a few times, and there was that time in ’99 that I lent her five bucks, because she ‘forgot her purse at the palace’, but beyond that, we’re not all that close.

When I was a kid and had to clean the bathroom, I used to imagine that the Queen was going to stop by. It was on those days that I actually scrubbed all the nooks and crannies I could find…until I got bored and switched to pretending I was a TV commercial and I’d try to sell myself some shampoo instead. Once in a while, I’d imagine the Queen stopped by and I would try to sell her some shampoo. It never occured to me that she might not be in the market for 1/2 a bottle of Pert Plus. Maybe I should have sent her some for her birthday. It’s got to make a better gift than the two black beavers Canada gave her once. At least shampoo is practical. What was my country thinking??

Adventures in Yellow Dust…
Spring is such a conflicted time here in Korea. On one hand, the cherry blossoms are fluttering to the ground like pink snow and the lilacs are starting to produce their gentle purple fragrance. On the other hand, China has started exporting it’s noxious yellow dust. Every spring, wind picks it up from the Gobi Desert and hurls it across the Yellow Sea directly into the lungs, eyes, teeth and icecream cones of the residents of South Korea. From the picture above, you can see one of the storms that passed over the Korean peninsula recently. (It’s the big dusty looking swoosh to the right of the picture…yup, there it is. You’ve found it now. The big mass of yuck that’s not clouds, water or land.) From my perspective (ie, not one from a satelite) it just looks like a hazy, hazy day. However, don’t let those tiny particles fool you into thinking they’re harmless. The icky bits (particles) in today’s dust were 2-3x higher than what US officials consider a ‘hazardous’ health concern. That’s in Daegu. Seoul had twice as many icky bits. We usually get several dust storms a season, and hopefully we’ll get rain tomorrow to dampen the spirits of this latest one before either my lungs or my icecream become permanently damaged.

Adventures in Pottery…

Tomorrow is Thursday ~ my favourite day of the week. Even though I have an early class, I finish teaching at noon, then head off to pottery class. The picture on the left is the largest/least wobbly piece I’ve made in the past 3 years. (And yes, since the flowers in it are green and blossoming, you can be sure they are fake.) I’m thrilled that so far this semester, none of my pottery has cracked, wobbled, toppled, warped or contracted a horrible case of the uglies. There are still many weeks to go before the semester is over at which point the pieces will face unforseen traumas lurking in the glazing/firing process. I’m keeping my fingers crossed though. So far, so good.