Today was Exam Day! All the freshman English students wrote their exams, which makes for a very long day for the teachers. (well, hour wise it’s not that bad…but hour after hour of listening to the script, and then watching students write is quite dull).

Luckily, our friend Eva was the recipient of a surprise bridal shower this evening, which put a nice cap on the day.

I’m also including a link here for “Store Wars”. If you haven’t yet seen it, and you are either a Star Wars fan, or a responsible shopper, you should watch it. I laughed and laughed. Then I went about my day. Then I watched it again, and I laughed and laughed. Enjoy. http://www.storewars.org/flash/

WHEW!! I’ve finally finished my last essay for my Linguistics course. I’m free until September, and may even go outside tomorrow to remind myself what the sun looks like. I seem to recall a big warm ball in the sky…

I approached this essay differently than the essays that got me through University:

1) I actually read the articles I used as references. I didn’t just grab a few quotes and build a paragraph around them.
2) I wrote this essay during daylight hours, and was not sleep deprived, nor had I replaced all my natural bodily fluids with Tim Horton’s coffee.
3) I didn’t just grab the closest theory and run with it, showing a complete disregard for my own opinions and those held by actually credible scholars.
4) “Spellcheck” was not synonymous with “proofreading”.

Having made these changes, and in so doing deviated from my tried, tested & true essay methods which served me well in my undergrad days, I hope I pass!

I read in the news this morning that North Korea has developed a candy to help make it’s kids grow up big and strong. It sounds like a great idea. Then, later on in the article I read “Unlike sugar-packed and chocolate-covered sweets, the North is hoping that children in the reclusive state will enjoy munching on their nutritional candy made of seaweed, beans, carrots and sesame seeds, the newspaper said.” Ummm, maybe it’s just me, but SEAWEED, BEANS, and CARROTS are not candy!!! I’m trying to imagine all the Twix lovin’ kids back home throwing a temper tantrum in the grocery store because they want some of that ‘seaweed and carrot’ candy.