Adventures in Bathroom Accessories…

1. My toilet paper roll holder was made by a Korean company: Bum Han.
2. During a nights sleep, my sense of humour seems to reset itself to somewhere around its kindergarden level. After my cup of coffee, my sense of humour tries to catch up with my real age, but it doesn’t always succeed.
3. Sometimes, it makes me laugh a little that the word “Bum” is permanently etched above my -ahem- hygenic tissue roll.
4. Sorry you had to read this.

Adventures in Books…

For my birthday, I was given some gift certificates for an English book bookstore here. This past weekend, I used them to pick up a couple of titles that looked interesting. I’ve just finished reading the first little one, and it was fantastic. It was short, and simple, but it was written from such a unique perspective that it kept me interested. Even though I finished it yesterday, I’ve picked it up a few times today and read a page here and a page there – mostly because I don’t want the story to be over. I keep hoping I might have accidentally missed a few pages the first time through, and might discover them if I pounce on the book (catching it off-guard, of course) and spring it open to a random page. So far, no luck.

I’d like to be able to tell you what book it is, but since I just got a copy of it for my sister for Christmas, I can’t. Even so, I hope you’re all enjoying a good book today.

Every November, Canadian schoolchildren are encouraged, persuaded, inticed and/or forced to memorize Lt.Col. John McCrae’s poem “In Flanders’ Fields”. (Parents of schoolage kids – is this still a requirement?) Every November, Canadian war vetrans march through the streets to the local cenotaph and lay wreaths in memory of their fallen friends. Every November, regardless of our personal opinions, convictions or reservations about war itself, we are encouraged to show honour, respect and gratitude to those individuals who have fought, suffered and died for our safety and freedom. This November, I hope you’ll sign a petition calling on the Prime Minister to offer a State Funeral to the family of the last veteran of the First World War resident in Canada. Only three Canadian veterans of the First World War remain. They are 106 and 105 years of age. You can find the petition here: www.dominion.ca/statefuneral .

After years of learning it, we should all remember the end of McCrae’s poem… “If ye break faith with us who die/We shall not sleep though poppies grow/in Flanders’ Fields”. Neither should we break faith with those who survived fighting in Flanders’ Fields. It’s the least we can do.