Adventures in Upgrades…
You’ll all be pleased to know that after my camping dream, I didn’t have any further dreams about hunting for a house or home. (I did have a dream about a delicious cheese sauce though.) Enough about dreams, I can now draw your attention back to Wednesday, June 6th. As you may recall, (yes, if your world doesn’t revolve around my every post, you may take a moment to scroll down and refresh your memory. I’ll wait. … … …) I left you, my dear reader, in the dark as to Episode 2. I’ve taken the liberty of condensing it, otherwise I’d be here for ages typing, and you’d be all wrinkly and aged and your muscles would have atrophied by the time you finished reading it.
My computer was coughing, grinding, choking and freezing. In attempting to fix it, I managed to have 3 Windows XP operating systems running – well, installed. None of them were actually running. I took the computer to the shop and asked them to wipe the sucker clean and re-install ONE operating system. The man in the shop said, “No problem, it’ll be $20 and you can pick it up in an hour.” An hour later, I went back and was told “You need a new blah-blah-blah technical thingy and it’ll be $70 and ready tomorrow.”
Later, I returned to the shop, paid my $70, picked up my computer and a box with a video card neatly wrapped up in it, and came home. For the life of me, I couldn’t figure out where/how to put the video card it. I couldn’t believe they’d sold me a part that wouldn’t fit. A few days later, when I had the chance, I took the whole mess back to the shop (wearing my angry face) and plopped the thing back on the counter. It turns out that the video card that was so neatly wrapped was my old one. He plugged the computer in, and showed me that the new one worked fine. Egads! Embarrassed, I returned home.
A few days later, when I was once again able to wrestle with the bucket of bolts, I plugged in all the wires, cables and other accoutrements and VOILA! There was nothing. Nothing at all. The computer was whirring and grinding, but my monitor couldn’t detect a signal. I took the computer down to Annelie’s house, thinking perhaps my monitor (my lovely, relatively new, flat monitor) was the culprit. Alas, it didn’t work on Annelie’s computer either. In a huff, I was about to go storming back to the computer shop. Luckily, I remembered my embarrassment from the last time I wore my angry face, and eventually (Not soon. Eventually.) came to discover that I had plugged the cable into the wrong spot. oops.
I was all ready to sit down and tell you that Episode 2 had been resolved satisfactorily. I turned my computer on. My monitor, now properly connected, displayed the lovely start-up screen..but that’s all the computer would do! Every time I tried to open a program, it would freeze.
(Insert 3 more months of more futile efforts to fix computer here…)
Eventually, I gave up, went to the electronics market, and bought the sleek little CPU humming merrily beside me as I type.
There, now having made it to the end of the abridged version of Episode 2, you might still be well advised to go apply some Oil of Olay, and do a few deep-knee bends.