Adventures in Ssireum

Posted on June 8, 2008 by Janice Hillmer

Yesterday was the 33rd Gyeongsan JaIn Festival. As part of the festival, foreign women were invited to compete in a Ssireum wrestling tournament. Having never voluntarily competed in an athletic event, I don’t know why I decided to sign up, but I did. I was expecting to eat sand in the first round and enjoy the rest of the festival from the benches. We had 1 hour of training/practice on Wednesday, then hopped on the bus on Saturday to go to the tournament.

In Ssireum, each match is determined by the winner of 2 out of 3 rounds. In order to win, you must throw your opponent to the ground, without your knees or hips touching the sand first. All this is done in ankle deep sand, and clutching your partner’s satba or belt.

Somehow, I managed to win 2 of the 3 rounds in my first match. Apparently, I did the same in my 2nd match (time spent in the ring became increasingly blurry as I started getting tired and sore) and advanced to the semi-finals, where I was finally knocked out of the competition. I must say though, I’m glad I was beaten when I was. If I had won, the girl I’d have had to fight in the final was a bulldozer disguised as a woman.

Today, I’m sore and bruised (in places I hope to never be bruised again!!) but can admit I had a pretty good day – athletic event and all.

Posted on November 28, 2007 by Janice Hillmer

Adventures in Comparatives and Superlatives…

I love teaching Chapter 10. It’s the last chapter in the book, and signifies we’re on the home stretch towards the end of the semester, but that’s not why I love it. I love watching my students react as I use my Canadian growing-up place, and Seoul to illustrate comparative sentence structures. First, I show them the picture of Seoul. Then , I show them the picture of Brockville. After a few rounds of examples like “Brockville is cleaner than Seoul.” “Seoul is more interesting than Brockville.” Eventually some bright young thing hits on “Seoul is more crowded than Brockville.” This is my cue to introduce a few interesting demographics. It goes something like this:

“Which is more crowded: Seoul or Brockville?” I ask, just to be sure.
“Seoul,” reply my students, thinking that perhaps, since it’s the last chapter, they can get away without a complete sentence.
“Seoooooul….. iiiissssss…” I prompt, flapping my arms like a duck in my best please complete the sentence mime.
“Seoul is more crowded than Brockville,” comes the grudging reply, putting me and my gesticulating appendages out of our misery.
“Hmmm, ” say I, in a thoughtful way. “Which is more crowded: China or Korea?”
“CHINA!” Shout my students, with confidence.
“Really? Are you sure?” I ask doubtfully.
I flash my nifty demographic chart up on the screen, and wait for the squinty-eyed looks of confusion to appear. [please note: the squinty-eyed reference is to paint a mental picture of my students squinting at the screen to make sure they’re seeing the numbers correctly, and has absolutely nothing to do with Asian facial features.] If they have learned nothing else all semester, my students did learn that Korea is more crowded than China. They’re shocked.

Here’s the scoop:
Korea has 485 people / km2
China has 135 people / km2
Canada has 3 people / km2

I show them the pictures of Seoul and Brockville again. I show them that there are no people in the picture in Brockville. I remind them that the picture was taken right smack in the middle of downtown Brockville. They laugh. Then I give them some homework and send them on their way.

Posted on October 8, 2007 by Janice Hillmer

Adventures in Concept Cars…

Perhaps this has been all over the news in North America, but I just saw it for the 1st time tonight. It’s Nissan’s concept car: Pivo. The cab swivels, and each tire has its own motor: no axles! The driver never has to back into a parking space. Just spin the cab and wheels around, and go in forwards, or sideways – whichever direction is preferred. I thought it looked pretty nifty. The fact that it looks like a cartoon bubble makes it a little difficult to take seriously. You could easily make the mistake of thinking it’s made by Mattel, not Nissan. I don’t know how it would handle on a highway, but as a city car, it would certainly have it’s benefits. (I’m envisioning the parking garage at Costco on a Saturday afternoon.) Those of you at home with sprawling parking lots are probably thinking “What’s the big deal?” Those of you here, picturing crowded, screechy parking garages are thinking “Oooh, I could swivel my way into that tiny spot in the corner!” Really, think of all the great things that swivel: office chairs, giant binoculars at scenic tourist spots, Elvis’ hips. I’ve digressed. If you want to check out some Pivo videos, you can find them on both YouTube or Yahoo videos.